Nepeta stabs me with her horns and then dies.
….Well.
Gamzee Makara scratches my face then buys me a faygo …….. yea, it could happen
Nepeta Leijon kicks you in your neither regions and proceeds to kick you in the shins.
ow
Kanaya licks my face and then decides she hates my guts
kan whatchu got against red blood eh
Tavros insults you then slaps you on the face.
I never did like him.
Gamzee licks my face, then takes it back
No Gamzee why I like my face give it back
Tavros Nitram TPs your house laughing. Whut.
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loiri reblogged this from askcuttlefishculler and added:
Karkat Vantas appoints you his/her royal adviser and then runs away
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magicallistic reblogged this from askcuttlefishculler and added:
Aradia Megido insults you and then takes it back. good. no one fucks with me.
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voidphysicist reblogged this from shaburdies and added:
H4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4 KK scratches you in the faCE THEN RUNS AWAY.
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xjayke reblogged this from askcuttlefishculler and added:
Feferi Peixes, insults you, then runs away laughing. ….Well then. :’I
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boomjamins reblogged this from askcuttlefishculler and added:
Feferi insults me then decides she hates my guts. WOW. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BEN.
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mage-o-doom reblogged this from bioshuck
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trickstercondy reblogged this from askcuttlefishculler and added:
Sollux captor trolls you mercilessly and then makes you his slave. Im so okay with this.
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bob-luvs-ang3ls reblogged this from soulofgiggles and added:
Sollux gives me a pat on the back then makes me his slave…Ik cool woth that.
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erhard-the-cat-whisperer reblogged this from zombie-lion526 and added:
Virska carries me on her back with a smile on her faceOmg
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beck-mate reblogged this from tekchakal and added:
Terezi Pyrope takes me out on a romantic date then disappears. Yes.
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jmextraordinary reblogged this from galestreak and added:
terezi pyrope pounces on me and then runs away laughing i can see it
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tumblerinseandrepeat reblogged this from xxbellaxrexx and added:
Tarvos gives you a hug and then appologizes profusely.
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bluesofminds reblogged this from risamadara
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candle-in-the-dark reblogged this from the-horseman-of-death and added:
Terezi Pyrope forces me to eat mind honey then apologizes profusely……
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the-horseman-of-death reblogged this from thefaeryesarereal and added:
Gamzee Makara threatens to beat me up then apologizes profusely.
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djequine reblogged this from askcuttlefishculler and added:
I just got pushed down a large stairway and then Sollux Captor took it back…………BEST WRIGGLING DAY EVER!!!!!!!
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justbeaking reblogged this from citrusapples and added:
Eridan Ampora pushes you down a rather large flight of stairs and then writes a blog about this
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kikakowia reblogged this from citrusapples and added:
where did Eridan even get mind honey
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citrusapples reblogged this from peacockdawson and added:
Vriska Serket makes you breakfast then eats all the food in your home. Oh joy.
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1nserttitlehere reblogged this from serket-jerket and added:
kakrkat gives me a hug. Am i the only one that got a nice one here?
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shadowmweorian reblogged this from gaameboy and added:
equius zahhak throws you off the edge of a cliff and then puts this up on grubtube. FUCK
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gaameboy reblogged this from thehomestuckinyourcloset and added:
gamzee tps my house and then makes me his slave I AM OK WITH THIS
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thehomestuckinyourcloset reblogged this from azaraampora and added:
equius makes me breakfast, and then makes me his slave I AM FEELING MIXED EMOTIONS
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fruityassholefactory reblogged this from supalexi and added:
Nepeta tickles me and then leaves rude
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heyyitsmimi reblogged this from supalexi and added:
nepeta leijon appoints me as her loyal advisor with a smile on her face #patronpower
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blinkanditallgoesaway reblogged this from theouterringofnarnia and added:
Terezi has an awesome rap battle with me then she decides to hate my guts lol wtf
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theouterringofnarnia reblogged this from davecherylstrider and added:
Feferi Peixes gives me a hug then grows bored and leaves. Sounds about right.
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davecherylstrider reblogged this from goldengamzee and added:
Aradia Megido gives me a ride on her back and then makes me her slave. UM.
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ducttapeharveychan reblogged this from supalexi and added:
Terezi Pyrope TP’s your house and then runs away laughing. That’s cool, I guess. Derps.
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goldengamzee reblogged this from galestreak and added:
Vriska gives me candy then apologizes prefusley. Was it poison?
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mamadualscarstightpanties reblogged this from supalexi and added:
tavros nitram lights my clothes on fire and then runs away laughing.. sick fires damn it
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supalexi reblogged this from galestreak and added:
Karkat carries me on his back and then makes me his slave
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galestreak reblogged this from azaraampora and added:
Equius gives me Lusus milk and puts it on grubtube? SHOULD I BE SCARED?
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kinganlionheart reblogged this from allthecrookedfaces and added:
Eridan pounces on me and then dissapears. Weird, I can’t see him doing that really.
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Virska threatens to beat me up then decides I would make a great meal
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