May 2013
erii2ol2priite2:
If you are a Homestuck, reblog this! I’ll draw a fantroll based on your blog and include a dancestor and ancestor! Your submit box must be open though!
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kansass:
sometimes i get upset about kansas stereotypes but then i remember that one time my friend’s pet cow got carried away by a tornado and they found it 3 years later on a different farm
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breadmaakesyoufat:
GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING
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thefandommenace:
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
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piglii:
piglii:
221becquerel:
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idiosyncratic-lavender:
whats in the bag
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makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
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himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
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rorpie:
sapphirewitch:
rorpie:
why i hate this website
I think you mean why I love this website
Because this is fuckibg epic
stop
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smilingemoticon:
tumble has been boguh t by yahooie. sherlockinas grab your jawns. supernaturlies grab the peppe r and ketchup. doctorwhoians get your time screwdriving. avengings regro up. we will not lose this war
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rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
Weelee!
Weelee…
Weelee…..
WEELEE
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
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waywardveganbond:
kn1ght-of-m1nd:
peach-hero:
why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
is that young doc scratch
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maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
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amoying:
imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
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rabioheab:
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
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lnfamy:
once i dated a guy who stopped talking to me for a month and i found out he didn’t like me anymore but he was too scared to dump me so he just ignored me and i spammed his facebook with wiki links on how to break-up with your girlfriend
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cyberbullys:
conor-cymex:
mydogsnokes:
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
no a rock
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Let me make this clear
rai-redemption:
This is cosplay
this is fun
this is expressing yourself and the chracter
for all fandoms to enjoy
no matter what YOU look like
or what gender you are
as long as you are having fun
that is cosplay
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alrights:
alrights:
alrights:
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
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the-bards-apprentice:
when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
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tinkerlu:
mond0:
mond0:
mond0:
mond0:
991 hello yes there is a swaggie in my house
IM GOING TO CRY I SPELLED FUCKING 911 WRONG
STOP RELBGGOING THIS
iM CALLIGN THE COPS
make sure you call the right number this time
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dreamofserenity626:
nooby-banana:
you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y
YOU
CAN
WALK
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
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pimp-of-paps asked: yodels in your face
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campbells-chicken-and-stars:
crystalklk:
KATHRYN BEING ONLINE MORE LIKE
WILLIAM, THE GUY ON THE RIGHT IS ONLY ME WHEN I LOOK AT ALL MY MESSAGES.
WHAT DO ES THIS POST EVEN MEAN»>??????<:?<m
IT MEANS YOU ARE AWESOME AND I LOVE IT WHEN YOU ARE ONLINE AND I JUST
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KATHRYN BEING ONLINE MORE LIKE
WILLIAM, THE GUY ON THE RIGHT IS ONLY ME WHEN I LOOK AT ALL MY MESSAGES.
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garryswife:
nepeta-walks-into-a-club:
we had a substitute teacher who kept saying he was a philosopher??? and somehow everyone was impressed by that and he said “ladies, if a guy wants to sleep with you and you say no and and he follows you around and keeps asking you no matter what you say, you should say yes, because he truly loves you” and everyone nodded at his wisdom and i just
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morristibbs:
GOD I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND I WAS POSTING ON THE DAD EGBERT FACEBOOK AND THREE OF THE PEOPLE I RP WITH STARTED MESSAGING ME
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO I WAS TALKING TO IN THAT LAST ONE
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WHAT IF I JUST STARTED USING WILLIAM DUNBAR AS REACTION GIFS. WHAT IF?
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