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pondarling:

Make Me Choose
whoswin asked: Ninth Doctor or Tenth Doctor

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

momdiggity:

vaeshalah:

MAKE UP, ESPECIALLY FEMME MAKEUP, CAN BE/IS JUST AS ANDROGYNOUS 

MASCULINITY IS NOT THE DEFAULT FOR ANDROGYNY AND TREATING IT AS SUCH IS REALLY TOXIC AND AWFUL PLEASE STOP

important

WHEN I SEND WEIRD THINGS TO OTHER PEOPLE

WHEN PEOPLE SEND WEIRD THINGS TO ME

borrickivich

creepyjirachi

borrickivich:

i am one follower away from hitting my first hundred

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

borrickivich said: dESIdST

REMEMBER THIS THING

YOU WILL NEED EGGS TO MAKE THE COOKIES

borrickivich:

ILL SMASH THOSE EGGS OPEN WITH MY BARE HANDS AND VICIOUSLY BLEND THEM INTO THE BATTER

Eggs

borrickivich:

I was seven years old, when I got my first egg

And i stared wide-eyed

And i was like “momma, this lil kiddo right here, is gonna make some pie”

I hit that counter, and when it cracked, it cracked,  I swear it cracked so hard

I broke the egg, momma I broke the egg

this is the best day of my life

fried omelettes were next

that folded shell, that taste

The ham, the cheese, the mushrooms, the egg

In school, I was so cool, I knew that I couldn’t just eat ‘em

my friends never brought their own eggs, the omelette shocked them speechless

In the kitchen i wasn’t the best, but I whisked just like the pros, yo

Stick out my tongue so everyone can see I’m focused

Separating egg whites, them yolks were so close

and then my friend Carlos came and broke the shell, no…